Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo

We make fun of Crissy Ronaldo quite a bit here (oops, there we go again). Let’s be real. He’s annoying. He’s arrogant. He dives. He winks. He gets busted in hot tubs with questionable ladies.

He’s a terrible human being.

But he’s one amazing footballer.

Ronaldo has dribbling skills that are almost unrivaled (see the No. 1 on this list). He can burn a defender with moves or blow by him with speed.

Or Ronaldo can just shoot from 40 yards and pick out the top corner the way a fat kid picks out the snack table at a party.

We won’t apologize for making fun of Ronaldo. He deserves it.

But we will acknowledge his brilliance as a player.